Why We Love Bibs Contest Winners

We commend Luke's simple but lyrical composition. It tugged at our bib-nostalgia, while perfectly addressing the functional benefits of bibs for modern-day powder shredders. Congratulations, Luke! For your efforts, you'll be awarded a brand new pair of bibs. Yeehaw! 

No for the runner ups...winners of an I'm Peaking Hat and an exclusive discount on TREW Bibs: Kirk T and his two entries, one to the tune of Jay Z's 99 Problems and a Bib ain't one and Dr. Suess' Green Eggs and Ham:

BIBS ON PANTS

(READ IN THE RHYTHM OF GREEN EGGS AND HAM)

I AM SHREDS. I AM SLANTS. I AM SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.

THAT SHREDS-ON-SLANTS! THAT SHREDS-ON-SLANTS! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHREDS-ON-SLANTS!

WOULD YOU LIKE BIBS ON PANTS?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM SMALL OR LARGE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM SMALL OR LARGE.

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM IN MY CAR.

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM ON A RAIL?

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN THE MAIL?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ON A RAIL.

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM IN THE MAIL.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ON A DARE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE AIR

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS.

WOULD WEAR THEM ON A BOX?

WOULD YOU WEAR THEM WITH WARM SOCKS?

NOT ON A BOX. NOT WITH WARM SOCKS.

NOT IN A CAR. NOT SMALL OR LARGE.

I WOULD NOT WEAR THEM AS OUTER WEAR

I WOULD NOT WEAR THEM ANYWHERE.

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? ON A SLOPE?

WEAR THEM! WEAR THEM! DUCK A ROPE.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, ON A SLOPE

I WOULD NOT, DO NOT DUCK A ROPE

YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN THE BACKCOUNTRY

YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN THE TREES!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE TREES.

NOT IN THE BACKCOUNTRY! PLEASE LET ME BE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM ON  A BOX.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM NEAR THE ROCKS .

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE PARK.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM AFTER DARK.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH UNDER LAYERS.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS

I DO NOT LIKE THEM SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.

A CAT! A SNOW CAT! CAT BOARDING! A CAT!

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU IN A CAT?

NOT IN A CAT! NOT IN THE  TREES!

NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, BY SOME ROCKS

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH WARM SOCKS.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM ON POW DAYS.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM WHEN SNOW SPRAYS.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM ANYWAY.

I WILL NOT WEAR BIBS ON PANTS.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.

SAY! IN THE HELI? HERE IN THE HELI!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE HELI?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE HELI.

WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN SICK TERRAIN?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT ON SICK TERRAIN

NOT IN THE HELI. NOT EVEN IN A PLANE.

NOT ON A STEEP RUN. NOT IN THE  TREES.

I DO NOT LIKE THOSE PANTS, YOU SEE.

NOT IN THE HALFPIPE. NOT IN A RACE

NOT ON THE LIFTS. NOT DOWN A FACE.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM HERE OR THERE.

I DO NOT WEAR THEM ANYWHERE!

YOU DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A JACKET?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A JACKET!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, WITH SOME MITTS?

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, WITH A JACKET.

I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WHILE WEARING MITTS..

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM IN THE RAIN.

NOT IN THE PARK! NOT ON SICK TERRAIN!

NOT IN KNEE DEEP! YOU LET ME BE!

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE SUN.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM JUST FOR FUN.

I WILL NOT WEAR THEM IN THE CHUTES.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, I REFUSE.

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN SOME POWDER.

I DO NOT WANT THEM IN AN HOUR!

I DO NOT LIKE BIBS ON PANTS!

I WON’T RIDE IN THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.

YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.

TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.

TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

SHREDS! IF YOU LET ME GO,

I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL KNOW.

(... and he tries them on ...)

SAY! I LIKE BIBS ON PANTS!

I DO! I LIKE THEM, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS!

AND I WOULD WEAR THEM ON A SLOPE.

AND I WILL WEAR THEM OVER CLOTHES...

AND I WILL WEAR THEM, OFF A ROLLER.

AND IN THE PARK. AND ROUGH TERRAIN.

AND IN THE SLUSH. IT’S ALL THE SAME.

THEY ARE SO WATERPROOF YOU SEE!

I AM SO HAPPY WITH THE WAY THEY BREATHE.

SO I WILL WEAR THEM AT NIGHT.

AND I WILL WEAR THEM IN THE LIGHT.

AND I WILL WEAR THEM WHILE KEEPING DRY.

AND I WILL WEAR THEM UNDER BLUEBIRD SKIES.

AND I WILL WEAR THEM ON OPENING DAY.

I WILL WEAR THEM SKI- APRES

SAY! I WILL WEAR THEM ANYWHERE!

I DO SO LIKE BIBS ON PANTS!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SHREDS-ON-SLANTS.